I feel I ought to write something vaguely sport related, what with the UK FI Grand Prix at Silverstone, the British Open at St Andrews and some unnamed event on Sunday evening but try as I might I have no interesting things to say about sport – except that without it what would men ever talk about?
However, I came across a couple of lovely quotes recently from Hugh Dennis (beleaguered Dad in Outnumbered) who apparently was a guest speaker at the Taxation awards evening in May ( Now you’ve learnt something – there are actually awards for people who work in tax!):
“Until yesterday I thought that IHT was something women used as contraception and that a P11D was a Diesel version of a P11”
“The only thing I do know, is that, in my experience, the Married man’s allowance is… about once a month”
Have a good weekend whatever you are doing!